How Do You Feel About Cell Phone Abuse?

Remember the British noble-woman who said, re:Research group) to tell us "people are defining
sex, "I don't care what two consenting adults donew rules and new behavior for what's personal
as long as they don't do it in the street andand what's private."
frighten the horses"? She may have saidApparently not much is personal any more. I don't
"embarrass," I can't find the quote. Either will do,know about you, but I resent hearing that tinny
as I proceed to apply this to cell phones.William Tell Overture while I'm watching a movie.
I agree they're INDISPENSABLE. I'm uniquelyLast year a New York City Councilman introduced
qualified to say so because I was a doctor's wifelegislation to penalize anyone making or taking a
in the 60's. When he was on-call, he was chainedcall during an indoor performance. Pending ... they
to the phone, and we couldn't use it. Think I don'tcouldn't figure out how to enforce it.
appreciate call-waiting and cell phones? Think again.How about working through the pocketbook? The
They're invaluable for SAFETY. I routinely drivelast concert I attended, the people behind me
from San Antonio to Dallas and at night, to avoidwere drunk and disorderly. The manager said she
the traffic. I consider the traffic far morecouldn't do anything about it. I demanded a refund.
life-threatening than being stranded on the side ofShe then seated us elsewhere, but our pleasant
IH-35 at midnight, THANKS TO the cell phone.evening had become a major stressor. I told her I
They're PRICELESS when you're lost, running late,wouldn't be back until they figured out "something
or have a teenager.to do".
They allow doctors and therapists to have a life.Apparently people are taking and making calls
But there are some things we needn't subjectduring funerals. Is nothing sacred any more?
others to:I'm torn because I enjoy being connected with
·If I wanted to hear why your brother is anloved ones via cell phone, and I'm on-call to my
asshole, I'd ask you. But that's actually the kind ofcoaching clients. I'm all for using it to make the
toxic environment I try to avoid-other people'scold cruel world less so, but why not find a quiet,
hostility.private place?
·If I wanted to be sexually aroused byAre we doing this to look important and get
explicit phone conversation, I'd be onattention? If you are, that's not how you appear.
DIAL-A-PORN.We perceive you in one of three ways --
·If I wanted to hear your personal angst, I'd·Either you can't function alone and need a
be your therapist and charging you for the phoneconstant umbilical cord
call.·Your self-esteem is so low you're desperate
·If I wanted to be in the bathroom withfor attention.
you...apparently 47% of Americans think it's fine·You are rude, egotistical, and have no social
to talk on their cells "while in the rest room," and Iconsciousness.
assume this doesn't mean while they're shaving. IIf you do have to take a phone call in public, you
find this simply incomprehensibleshould be apologetic about it, not proud.
These conversations are simply TMI.Here are some common-decency suggestions for
Talking on the cell phone can also ENDANGER THEuse of the cell phone:
LIVES OF OTHERS. A 2002 study suggests that1.By all means use the phone for essential
drivers talking on their cells cause 6% of autobusiness - this means to the point and brief.
accidents each year, killing an estimated 2,6002.Maintain a distance of at least 10' from others,
people and injuring 330,000.lower your voice, turn away, act like you're doing
And you should listen up to this: companies aresomething private BECAUSE YOU ARE.
now being held LIABLE for employees who have3.Value the real people in your presence over the
accidents while driving and talking on the cellcell phone. It is RUDE to take a phone call when
phone. Maybe this will knock some sense intoyou're with someone else, with few exceptions.
people.4.Doctors and expectant-fathers have
There are currently 120,000,000 cell phone usersemergencies; you, rarely.
in the US, and 40 state governments are5.Get some balance in your life. If you can't take
considering proposals to restrict or ban their usetime off to enjoy a play or visit an art museum
while driving.without taking phone calls, what are you doing to
We are quickly moving into the realm of "franklyyourself?
bizarre." I had lunch yesterday next to a table of6.Understand that we think you're rude and
teenagers. The entire time two of them were onegotistical when you violate common decency.
cell phones, and this made it too noisy for the7. Get a quiet ringer or vibrating cell.
other two to talk to each other - real people right8.Don't give your cell number to everyone.
in front of them.9.Let other people know you expect to use the
Joanna Krotz says in "Cell Phone Etiquette ":phone with etiquette.
"Every executive has their can you beat this cellYou know how it goes - when a few people don't
story? But Mary Westheimer of offers one totallybehave right, rules and laws follow, and then
over the top: At a recent Publishers Marketingeveryone gets penalized. Work for quiet,
Association conference, a panel member wasno-phone zones, but most of all, enforce your
presenting his part of the event. 'His cell phoneown and maybe we can avoid massive legislation.
rang and he stopped his presentation andIt would be a shame not to be able to use your
answered his phone!'"cell phone in a public place in case of a real
We don't need an anthropologist (Robbie Blinkoff,emergency, and this is where we're headed, folks.
principal anthropologist for Context-Based