| If you are a workaholic the word hiatus maybe | | | | cheese, and they give me a small wireless mesh |
| quite foreign to you...read this list it may help you | | | | network with 4 antennae - then I wakeup.4. A |
| to understand what you need to do ASAP. For | | | | friend asks for a suggestion to name his new |
| those who have had the realization of choosing to | | | | puppy and you eagerly suggest naming it |
| go on Hiatus, congratulations someone reahced | | | | 'ethernet' or 'wimax'.3. Another friend asks for a |
| you in time.10. Your nephew calls at 3am - why | | | | suggestion for renting a movie and you tell her |
| are you asleep, you are normally writing or doing | | | | 'Firewall', and she says because of Harrison Ford |
| research - to tell you about the birth of his new | | | | and I don't remember who he is, because I'm |
| son and you ask how many gigabytes does he | | | | talking about the technology used in the movie.2. |
| have and how much memory capacity.9. After | | | | Your next movie rental suggestion is 'SwordFish' |
| kissing your significant other and saying goodnight | | | | and not because of John-what's-his-face or the |
| 'Carly', she asks who is 'Carly' and you tell her | | | | Berry actress...it's the synched monitors used to |
| Carly Fiorna the former head of HP. She believes | | | | commit the hacker crime that was the star of |
| you, because she proofread a podcast that was | | | | the movie.1. After 3 days of a forced 'vacation' |
| being prepped last year.8. When babysitting for | | | | you go to the doctor's office for depression and |
| relatives for a week during the weekend a couple | | | | while waiting in his office four disabled Blackberries |
| of their children field-strip their parent's wireless | | | | get fixed with rubberbands and paperclips - his |
| router.7. The parents of the childre n take out a | | | | diagnosis, technology deprivation and he |
| restraining order against you and after the judge | | | | recommends either a Hiatus or being committed |
| sees four 6-year olds take apart and reassemble | | | | to a center for the technologically obsessesed...a |
| a wireless router, he agrees.6. The publisher calls | | | | hiatus sounds like good medicine.Daviyd Peterson: |
| and declines your manuscript for a book on | | | | 10-year consultant, instructor, trainer of |
| computer homeschooling African American | | | | digital divide solutions for home and business. |
| children, he has recieved a better submission from | | | | Helps African American and minority |
| a group of anonymous 6 year olds.5. I go thru | | | | homeschools bridge the |
| Mickey D's drive-thru and order a McMesh with | | | | digital divide by becoming computer homeschools. |